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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El President, reporting to you dwell from Mick Foley’s property, where I am at present canceling him for producing a extra fat joke about actor David Krumholtz just after Krumholtz appeared on WWE Raw topless, dressed as Drew McIntyre in a place ordinarily reserved for a little man or woman, built for the sole function of mocking McIntyre due to Krumholtz’s actual physical visual appeal. But certain. Mick Foley’s the lousy dude there. Haw haw haw haw! And no shame right here. El Presidente has been identified to permit himself go a little bit as well. But I’m actually right here to recap AEW Darkish for you, comrades, so let us get correct to it, ok!

The official emblem for AEW Dark

AEW Dark #72 Recap – January 26th, 2021

Excalibur, Taz, and Ricky Starks are on commentary as AEW Dim gets started out with a match.


Fuego Del Sol vs. Miro

Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford are at ringside for this massacre, comrades. This match is a lot more 1-sided than most of my elections were being back again when I was jogging a South American dictatorship. Miro would make Fuego Del Sol tap out with The Recreation In excess of.

Winner: Miro
El Presidente’s Rating: ☭☭½


Jurassic Categorical vs. Lee Johnson and Aaron Solow

Bayley’s boyfriend is truly acquiring a good deal of airtime on Darkish lately, isn’t he, comrades? Everyone appreciates that Jungle Boy is the true star in this article nevertheless, and this match showcases him. He can make Bayley’s boyfriend faucet out.

Winners: Jurassic Categorical
El Presidente’s Score: ☭☭½


TNT vs. SCU

Kazarian and Daniels are however performing the just one far more loss and they break up gimmick. Would not it be funny if that took place listed here on Darkish? Yes, it would be funny, comrades, but it is just not occurring here. D-Von’s young children do the position listed here.

Winners: SCU
El Presidente’s Rating: ☭☭½

It is excellent to see younger expertise like Christopher Daniels and Kazarian being put around in this article.


Time for shilling for Scorpio Sky’s podcast.


M’Badu and KC Navarro vs. The Butcher and The Blade

Anthony Ogogo normally takes more than for Ricky Starks at this position. Look, comrades, jobbers to the stars will need to get wins from somewhere. Thank you for your provider, M’Badu and KC Navarro. This will actually help when Butcher and Blade career out to the serious tag teams on AEW Darkish.

Winners: The Butcher and The Blade
El Presidente’s Ranking: ☭☭½


Rey Fenix vs. Baron Black

It is really my nemesis, Baron Black, all over again! There is no put in this environment for the aristocracy! Baron Black ought to be stripped of his land and his title, and his prosperity ought to be redistributed to the folks, comrades! Of study course, El Presidente will just take his lower much too. Get him, Rey!

Winner: Rey Fenix
El Presidente’s Score: ☭☭½


Shanna vs. KiLynn King

Thank goodness! This episode of AEW Dark was finding to be a genuine sausage party, comrades! KiLynn King is an unsung hero of AEW Dim. Regrettably, she will stay unsung because Shanna wins with a bridging tiger suplex.

Winner: Shanna
El Presidente’s Rating: ☭☭½


Brooke Havok vs. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.

This is Brooke Havok’s professional wrestling debut, commentary tells me. Britt isn’t going to just take her really critically, at to start with, but HAvok puts up a excellent demonstrating, in particular for a very first outing. Baker still makes her faucet to the Lockjaw while, even with Rebel putting the rubber glove on the completely wrong hand.

Winner: Britt Baker
El Presidente’s Score: ☭☭½


Santana and Ortiz slash a promo. They assert it really is their time now. Why hold out so very long?


Abadon vs. Vertvixen

Abadon is so scary, comrades! We had a large amount of zombies all over back again when I was operating a socialist dictatorship, but it turns out they were just starving individuals. It truly is challenging to convey to the big difference. Haw haw haw haw!

Winner: Abadon
El Presidente’s Rating: ☭☭½


Stroll Off: Rather Peter Avalon vs. Lee Johnson

Avalon will come out and introduces (and insults) the visitor judges: Brandi Rhodes (a MILF – “mom I might like to ignore about), Aubrey Edwards (you must be competing in the Kentucky Derby), and Jerry Lynn (no insults for Lynn). This is form of a modeling contest? They both equally wander back again in North in front of the judges. Johnson goes initially and receives a 9, a 9, and a 9. Avalon is future. He gets a 9, a 9, and… Lynn asks to see a replay and notices some anomaly with Avalon, so he turns his 9 into a 6.

Winner: Lee Johnson
El Presidente’s Ranking: ☭☭½

Cesar Bononi lays out Jonson.


Santana and Ortiz cs. Ryzin and Mike Verna

Mike Verna seems like Superman, but he attire like Zod, comrades. Santana and Ortiz need a earn badly due to the fact Chris Jericho and MJF supplanted them as the principal tag team of the Interior Circle. They get a person, and speedily.

Winners: Santana and Ortiz
El Presidente’s Ranking: ☭☭½


Davienne vs. Tay Conti

The full Dim Purchase accompanies Conti to the phase. Conti, Anna Jay, and -1 pose in the ring in advance of the match. Immediately after that, Conti can make comparatively swift function of Davienne.

Winner: Tay Conti
El Presidente’s Score: ☭☭½


In celebration of that gain, a lot more shilling for Scorpio Sky’s podcast.


Ray Jaz vs. 10

5 is at ringside to have 10’s again in this match. -1 receives on commentary. AEW wasn’t joking when they signed -1 to a contract. He’s pretty a great deal a lasting member of the roster now. You like to see it, comrades! And you know what? He’s not undesirable on commentary. Way superior than Josh Matthews, for example.  He consistently tells Excalibur to shut up, which is superb. Oh yeah, the match. To the delight of -1, 10 receives the gain.

Winner: 10
El Presidente’s Score: ☭☭½

It was a good match, but elevated to the up coming level by the commentary. -1 heads down to the ring wherever he has a sword fight with Brian Pillman Jr., lacrosse stick vs. -1’s kendo adhere. -1 defeats him and then tries to choke him out with the lacrosse adhere. Darkish Purchase have to drag him out of the ring. It truly is heartwarming to see -1 embraced not only by AEW, but by the lovers far too, who ended up actually putting him about in the live chat, comrades.


Crimson Velvet vs. Madi Wresnkowski

-1 stays on commentary for this match. This is one of the best matches of the night time so considerably, but it is really difficult to take it significantly due to the fact -1 is killing with the kokes, comrades.

Winner: Pink Velvet
El Presidente’s Rating: ☭☭½

-1 claims Velvet has potential to join Dark Buy.


Sean Maluta vs. Danny Limelight

Comrades, I don’t know if anyone has brought this up not too long ago, but AEW Darkish operates a very little bit lengthy. For a demonstrate which is primarily squash matches, an hour would most likely be the sweet location.

Winner: Danny Limelight
El Presidente’s Rating: ☭☭½


Jazmin Allure vs. Ivelisse

Attract is -2 in AEW, and she looks not likely to pick up her initial get listed here. Ivelisse dominates and gets the pin in a few minutes.

Winner: Ivelisse
El Presidente’s Rating: ☭☭½


Jake St. Patrick vs. Powerhouse Hobbs

A different AEW debut tonight, as this is Jake St. Patrick’s initially time on Dark. Regrettably for him, he is struggling with Powerhouse Hobbs, so, you know, he’s gonna die. Hook will come out with Hobbs, not that he wants support listed here. Hobbs crushes St. Patrick.

Winner: Powerhouse Hobbs
El Presidente’s Ranking: ☭☭½


And the demonstrate ends here, following some promos for Dynamite tomorrow. Which is odd.  I was rather certain there have been some more matches advertised, comrades. Ideally El Presidente isn’t blacking out once again. The very last time that occurred, I was becoming secretly brain controlled as a prank by Vladimir Putin. Putie, you bastard! You will die like a canine! Haw haw haw haw! Just kidding buddy.


Look at this episode of AEW Dark below, comrades. Right up until upcoming time: socialism or demise!

About El Presidente

After a profitable fourteen-yr profession as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his possess dying in 2013 in buy to go after his two real passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling grime sheet reporting. Since chances to rig the election for Joe Biden ended up couple and much in between until not too long ago, El Presidente typically focused on the wrestling dust sheet reporting, the place he became a single of the ideal in the company. However, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country’s wrestling information technological innovation, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit score on their silly web-sites. Lastly, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by getting to be a Bleeding Neat contributor, so get prepared for the unfold of good wrestling news and socialism, comrades!